I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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