guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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