she looked like the before picture.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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