you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i dont even know how to be here
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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