Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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