There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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