The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
