Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Randomize
