Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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