A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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