I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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