What a fucking waste of an outfit
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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