I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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