You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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