it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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