When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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