She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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