Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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