FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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