living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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