Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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