This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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