there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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