S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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