Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
