just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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