Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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