wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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