think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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