If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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