So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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