How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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