so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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