with your own penis?
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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