just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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