this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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