kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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