as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
