Sponge bath it is.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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