i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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