I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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