I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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