she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
be right there i have to get my cape
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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