About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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