I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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