do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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