Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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