"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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