Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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