Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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